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Nov 1, 2008 14:40:49 GMT -5
Post by Abby! (: on Nov 1, 2008 14:40:49 GMT -5
The other day in lunch we were being stupid and we have our spots were we have to sit (We have to sit at that table with our class but we always sit in the spot we chose the first day of school wierd...) and this is our story but first we have to show you how we sit Diana Chris Maggie Michelle Christian My (no seat) Amanda (no seat) Jack Gwen Tori Adam Allison (no seat) Randilee That is our table. The spaces between our names are NOT seats we actually sit shoulder to shoulder! Tori: CHRISTIAN IS BITTING INTO HIS APPLE! Adam: Don't you mean making out with it Me: HE'S MAKING OUT WITH HIS APPLE OMG Mr.Hendricks (one of the assistant princables): hey quiet down. *looks at me* Whats today Gwen? Me: Today is support people making out with there apple day! Mr.Hendricks: O.K. then... *he walks off* Christian: I'M NOT MAKING OUT WITH THE APPLE I'M HUNGERY! Michelle: Sure your not Christian. Maggie: MRS.WINDSOR (another assistant princable) CHRISTIANS MAKING OUT WITH HIS APPLE! Mrs.Windsor: At least its not you Maggie Maggie: EWWWWW Me: He's probaly thinking its you Maggie and Christian: GWEN HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT! Me: I don't know! It just came up in my mind Amanda: YEAH I AGREE WITH GWEN! My (her name is My!): Wow Gwen... Allison: WOW Jack: Mrs.Windsor help me! Mrs.Windsor: Christian stop making out with your apple Christian: I'M NOT MAKING OUT WITH THE STUPID APPLE! GOD! Everyone at the table is laughing there asses off and it was so damn funny. Tori: So your not making out with the apple but you have lice Christian: *is confused* Lice? How do you think of lice Tori? Tori: I don't know WATCH OUT MICHELLE HIS APPLE EATING LICE WILL GET YOU! Michelle: MAGGIE SCOOT OVER! THE LICE WILL GET MY APPLE Maggie: MOVE CHRIS!
Christian got annoyed with us but we all love him anyway! It was so funny!
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Nov 1, 2008 14:42:05 GMT -5
Post by Abby! (: on Nov 1, 2008 14:42:05 GMT -5
I was looking up quotes from twilight (I know I'm bad!) and this one was so funny! Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van? Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it. !
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Nov 2, 2008 15:01:54 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 2, 2008 15:01:54 GMT -5
Aww, poor Christian. I luff Edward! He's hawt. Anyway, here's couple Twilight quotes! (After Edward saves Bella from Tyler's van.) Bella Swan: How come you aren’t strapped to a gurney like the rest of us? Edward Cullen: Someone has to spread the good news that we survived. (Bella talking about her 'new' truck.) Bella Swan: The thing, I thought to myself… it had possibilities — as a nickname, at the very least. (Charlie talking about Carlisle.) Charlie Sawn: It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around. (Bella talking about a planned snowball fight.) Bella Swan: Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside. (Bella talking about being mad at Edward.) Bella Swan: I considered taking out the rear of his shiny Volvo, but there were too many witnesses.
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Nov 2, 2008 15:07:53 GMT -5
Post by Abby! (: on Nov 2, 2008 15:07:53 GMT -5
I LIKE THE GOOGLE ONE THE BEST!
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Nov 2, 2008 15:35:52 GMT -5
Post by Abby! (: on Nov 2, 2008 15:35:52 GMT -5
Justin e-mailed this to me and it's really funny! My friend Eddie is also friends with Justin and they saw eachother this weeked (OH Justin is comging over thursday! I'm really cited!) and Eddie had a weird dream and this is what happened! ! HE DREAMT HE WAS AN ICE CREAM CONE. THEN SOMEONE DROPPED HIM AND HE TURNED INTO A BUNNY. THEN HE HOPPED AROUND FOR A WHILE AND IT ESCALATED UNTIL HE WAS AT SCHOOL IN SCIENCE AND HE WAS IN A WHEEL CHAIR AND THE WALLS BLEW UP AND HE WAS IN SPACE AND THEN OFFICER THOMPSON WAS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT AGAINST THE NEW GUY AND LOST
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FUNNEH!
Nov 8, 2008 23:56:22 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 8, 2008 23:56:22 GMT -5
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Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 9, 2008 0:17:16 GMT -5
Me and Jessiah found this. It's pretty damn funny, what they're actually saying.
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FUNNEH!
Nov 9, 2008 21:45:31 GMT -5
Post by Abby! (: on Nov 9, 2008 21:45:31 GMT -5
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=m1x1r6zkQ8o Its Black Kris and White Kris battleing it out (this is fake Kris and Kris are really good friends) White Kris's voice is SO FUNNY ! Eddie is filming! its really funny
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Nov 16, 2008 20:09:01 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 16, 2008 20:09:01 GMT -5
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Nov 19, 2008 19:42:34 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 19, 2008 19:42:34 GMT -5
Okay.... 1- He may need to give me cooking lessons.... like, seriously. 2- WHAT A PERFECTIONIST! IT'S A GODDAMNED SANDWICH, TOMAS! Honestly, man.
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Nov 27, 2008 2:12:54 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Nov 27, 2008 2:12:54 GMT -5
These are a couple of personal family quotes. ;D
Man on video game- "Fire at will!" Cassidy- "I'm not Will!"
Angela- "Ah, wisdom from abroad." Melanie- "I may be a broad but that doesn't mean you can call me one!"
Sarah- "Sword is a weird word." Me- "Yes, it is! It looks like it should be pronounced s-word!"
Jessiah- (to me when he was doing the 'squirrel' thing) "Now what should I say?" Lane- "Bye guys, see you later!" Me- (to Lane) "Bye. Say hey to Laynie for me!" Jessiah- (typing and saying it aloud) "Say hi to... lady for me." (sends on chat box) "No! I didn't mean to send that!"
Jessiah- "Stas, get me some pizza." Me- "Eww, no!" Jessiah- "Pppplllleeeeeeaaaasssseeeee Stasya?!" Me- "No! Get your own dang pizza, boy!"
Melanie- "Okay, what do you guys want for dinner tonight? We're eating out so I don't have to be up all night doing dishes before Thanksgiving." Cassie- "Something that rhymes with 'food'." Me, Sarah, Mom start saying things that rhyme with "food". Cassie- "Something that rhymes with dude!" Me- "Nude, food, dude?" Melanie- "Is that 'nude food dude' or 'nude food comma dude'? It would make a huge difference!"
Cassie comes downstairs on her hands and knees wearing vampire fangs. Cassie- "Mooo!" Me- "She's a vampire cow!" Cassie tries to bite my hand because it's bleeding. I push her head back and one of her eyebrows go up so she looks like Frankenstein. Me- "NOW SHE'S A VAMPIRE FRANKENSTEIN COW!" Cassie barks at me. Sarah- "We need to make up a long name for you." Me- "She's a Vampire Frankenstein Cow Dog!!" Cassie starts putting together howling and mooing. Sarah- "Now it's a REALLY long name!!" Me- "She's Vampire Frankenstein Cow Dog Wolf! Whew, long name."
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Post by Abby! (: on Dec 6, 2008 0:10:31 GMT -5
OMG CLIPS FROM THE PLAY THAT MADE ME LAUGH!
Yokel: THEY HAVE 27 ROOMS AND THEY ALL HAVE DOORS? Wow we only had 4 rooms and only 2 of them had doors including the outhouse! Fredrick: yes... now let me get Hazel to show you your room (picks up a mega phone) HAZEL! Hazel: yeah what da ya want? Fredrick: Can you show the king his room Hazel: Yeah sure its almost time for my brake (looks at watch) opps time for my brake. Your on your own! Fredrick: CAN'T YOU SHOW THE KING HIS ROOM BEFORE YOUR BRAKE! Hazel: Yeah right! Yokel: I think I can find it... 17th door? Fredrick: 17th door Yokel: On the right? Fredrick: yes... on the right (Yokel shimmy's to the door and points.) Yes... (Yokel goes a little more.) Still yes (Yokel goes a little more) STill yesss! (Yokel walks out) God I thought he would never leave Knolls: (Sneaks in) Is he gone? Fredrick: Yep Knolls: So what happened? Fredrick: (Grabs Knolls's hand and spins her holding her back) He made me his most trusted adviser which puts me exactly were I want to be. Knolls: Don't you mean us? (Fredrick drops knolls) Fredrick: Of course I mean us! (He walks to the other side. Knolls fallows) Knolls: So whats your plan Fredrick: To steal the kingdom's riches and live on a tropical island where i can live the rest of my life in luxery. Knolls: Once again don't you mean us? Fredrick: OF course I mean us (He starts walking off) I wouldn't go anywere without you! (He walks off without Knolls) Knolls: Bu! You! Ah! Just! Just Just make sure you don't! (Runs off)
Sally: Oh my name is Sally Vally! Oh I think Mrs.Knolls just told you that! I'm from... Knolls: Los Angeles Sally: YEAH! I think Mrs.Knolls told you that to! And I used to be on the rally team in High school so they called me Sally Vally RALLY! And I played on the Volly Ball team but I didn't really play I kinda took stats so yeah but I got mixed up with the numbers and they said I should sweep the floor and so they got mad when I was sweeping the floor in the middle of the game and they said I should go to an instatution for people who sweep floors (Get cuts off by knolls) Knolls: Sally we'll get into personaly history later Ok Sally: (nods her head vigerously) ok!
Jane: I used to do some singing to the dogs out on the range Sally: YOU HAVE A DOG I HAVE A DOG WHAT KIND OF DOG IS IT! Jane: A hound dog Sally: like Elvis!
(Singing thing) (One of the people brings a mic stand on stage to Sally and puts the microphone on it) Sally: OH this is a weird and giant toothbrush! (Goes to put it in mouth when person grabs it)
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Post by Abby! (: on Dec 6, 2008 0:19:26 GMT -5
Today at lunch! Christian steals Tori's apple and yeah... so this is what happend Tori: MY APPLE! Christian: Its mine now (Throws it in his shirt! !) Tori: MY BABY! Me: I KNEW TORI AND CHRISTIAN WOULD HAVE A CHILD ONE DAY (Both of them slap me... but It was SO worth it) Both: GWEN! Christian: (Shoves katchup into the apple's mouth) HE'S DRUNK! SEE THATS THE BEER COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH! YOU BAD APPLE! (He smashes the apple againts the table) YOU DISERVE THIS! (He sticks all of our utencils in it. Which was about 20 spoons forks knifes and straws) YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF! Me: YOU APPLE ABOUSER OFFICER TOMPSON CHRISTIAN'S ABUSING HIS APPLE! Officer Thompson: Chrsitian... don't kill the apple take out the untencils (So eveyone starts takeing them out. And the apple brakes in half) Chrsitan: NOOOOOOO! THE APPLE! Tori: MY APPLE Me: TORI! YOU DID DO IT WITH CHRISTIAN?! Tori: NOOOOO!
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FUNNEH!
Dec 15, 2008 14:36:48 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Dec 15, 2008 14:36:48 GMT -5
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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Dec 21, 2008 21:17:16 GMT -5
Post by Stasya ♥ on Dec 21, 2008 21:17:16 GMT -5
Achmed the Dead Terrorist, ladies and gentlemen.
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