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1..2.. wait you guys are all standing up YOU GOTTA SIT DOWN! Are they supposed to sit down? Fuck it.

Beads? You guys honestly throwing beads at us? Throw boas man, boas are soft, they don't hurt. I mean come on, beads? What? Are we at fucking Marti Gras? What're you throwing beads for? YOU'RE AT A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT IN PHILADELPHIA!

Oh you see good sir, I don't need that shoe, for I already have two, right here. (After a fan threw a show on stage)

Oh, I like those. I'll have to save it for later. -puts cookie in his pocket- (After a fan handed him a cookie)

Oh shit, that's never happened before... do we need that? Can that be put back on? (When a part of Bob's drums broke)

I know what you're thinking. 'Look at how white those fucking arms are'. (After taking off his jacket)

You wanna eat all that candy? I'll make sure you eat all that motherfucking candy up here off this stage. Cuz I don't need your candy, you know why? Because I'm already out of my fucking mind. I don't give a shit if you're only twelve years old, I'm gonna make you get up here and lick all this motherfucking candy off the stage. So keep it to yourself...or I'll kick ya ass.

Thank you for the roses! (after someone threw a boquet of roses onstage)

This song....is about a long drive.....down a cemetery....wooooooooh! -ghost noise-



All of the above are Gerard Way quotes from en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Gerard_Way

[Abby! (:]

OMG THIS IS CRUD WE'VE HEARD AROUND SCHOOL
"Abby, You may be stupid but your sexy... (yeah I know)" Alec
"Brett stop flerting with Gwen! You know you think she's Sexy!" Brandon
"AYUDER EN CASA!! It's on the right! The white one! No your other right the other white one Alec!" Brett (SPANISH!!)
"Brett, I get the point Brandon likes me but thats no reason to cover up you like me!" Gwen.
"Hey! Mrs.Forman! Brett's flerting with Gwen!!" Alec ( THAT WAS SO FUNNY ALEC BLURTED THAT OUT IN SPANISH!!! TO OUR TEACHER WHO WAS IN THE FRONT OF THE ROOM WE ARE ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK THE WHOLE CLASS WAS LOOKING AT BRETT! )
"Gwen, Brett likes you" Mrs.Forman!
20 MIN LATER IN A.E.!!!
Gwen and Brett are the only people in the room. Paige walks in. Mrs.Vonderheyde is somewhere over the rainbow where the skys are blue!!
"Hey Paige, Gwen. Lets party!" Brett
"I know! You just wana party so you can have Gwen!" Paige.
"No we can get the chemicals! Where are they?" Brett
"IN THE FRIDGE!! In the closet! We can mix them together and they go BOOM!!!" Gwen
"Like you want to do to Gwen!" Paige...
Mrs.Vonderheyde walks in "Brett I was just talking to Mrs.Forman no flerting with Gwen in my class!"
ALL WE JUST WROTE IS TURE!!! I SWARE!!!! Then the other students came in and yah...

[Abby! (:]

OH one more thing today in A.E.!!! In science we have to make these things that represent us and I was putting Warhead rapers on mine.
"Gwen what the heck is that?" Brett
"Warhead wrapers" Gwen
"Your weird"
"I KNOW and I'm proud of it!" Gwen!
"We know Gwen" Mrs.VonderHeyde!

[Abby! (:]

LUNCH!!! yes this is another true story.
Friday,
Maggie, Michelle, Jack, Abby, Tori, Adam, Randilee, Allison, My, Amanda, Christian, and Chris and I are sitting there talking to Officer Tompson (the police officer at our school) And he's awesome!! He goes "Hey twins what are ya'll doin this weekend?" and Abby goes "Going to our grandparents house" and I go.
"I'm going to murder everybody in the world and make clones of them so the police don't suspect a thing"
Officer Tompson goes "Oh o.k. Gwen have fun with that"
We all start laughing

TODAY walking to lunch.
Maggie, Tori and I (Everyone else is ahead of us) are walking down the hallway and Maggie is singing a stupid song. I end up getting it stuck in my head and go "Maggie, Now I have that song stuck in my head" she looked at me as I continued singing it and I go "D**N" REALLY LOUD! and Mr.Burson (our english teacher) IS RIGHT BEHIND US!!!! I don't mean on the other side of the hallway I mean RIGHT BEHIND US!!! Maggie goes "Oh hi Mr.Burson"
Apperently he didn't here us (good thing) so he gave us the look. Sence Maggie and I are trouble makers in the hallway.
Maggie, Tori and I started laughing our a**es off!! IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY

[Abby! (:]

RENT CLIPS!! (MUSICAL)

This is from RENT from and awesome song called "Over The Moon" This sounds like something I would do!
The only way out is up. A leap of faith...
Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland. It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow — Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink. She said, "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland, we only drink... Diet Coke."
I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!
"MOO! Moo with me. Please, sir, could you give me a little moo?" (off-stage man) "MOO!" "Yes. YES! MOO WITH ME!! YES!!! YES, IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL!! LET ME HEAR YOU, NEW YORK CITY!! MOO WITH ME!!"
Maureen
This is from La Vie Boheme
"Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow to blow off Auntie Em!" Mimi and Mark

Happy New Year
Collins: Bond, James Bond.
Angel: And Pussy Galore, in person!
Mimi: Pussy, you came prepared!
Angel: I was a Boy Scout once... and a Brownie. Until some brat got scared!
Collins: Aha, Moneypenny- my martini!
Mimi: Will bad champagne do?
Collins: Mmhmm
Roger: That's shaken, not stirred!
Collins: Pussy, the bolts.
Angel: Just say the word.
Mimi: 2 minutes left to execute our plan.
Collins: Where's everyone else?
Roger: Playing Spiderman!
Mark: Ironic close-up tight on the phone machine's red light. Once the Boho boys are gone, the power mysteriously turns on.
"Happy New Year A"
Angel: Have compassion. Benny just lost his cat.
Benny: My dog, but I appreciate that.
Angel: My cat had a fall and I went through hell.
Benny: Like losing a — How did you know she fell?
Collins: Champagne?
Benny: Don't mind if I do. To dogs!
All but Benny: No Benny, to you!
"Happy New Year B"

Take Me Or Leave Me
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!" Maureen

Good Bye Love
Roger: Mark's got his work, they say Mark lives for his work and Mark's in love with his work. Mark hides in his work.
Mark: From what?
Roger: Facing your failure, facing your loneliness, facing the fact you live a lie. Yes you live a lie! Tell you why! You're always preaching not to be numb, but that's how you thrive. You pretend to create and observe when you really detatch from being alive!
Mark: Perhaps it's because I'm the one of us to survive!
Roger: Poor baby!

What you Own!
"You're living in America at the end of the millennium- you're living in America, where it's like the twilight zone." Mark and Roger
"I don't own emotion, I RENT" Roger and Mark

I don't know what scene this is from but ITS FUNNY
Collins:I like boys!

Angel:Boys like me!

RENT CLIPS!!! (MOVIE)

Roger Davis (ADAM PASCAL!!!!!)
"How do you write a song when the chords sound wrong, though they once sounded right and rare?"
"The music ignites the night with passionate fire."
"You can't wipe out an entire tent city then... watch It's A Wonderful Life on TV!"
"I'm writing one great song before I... oh."
"Zoom in on my empty wallet."
"Find glory, beyond the cheap colored lights. One song, before the sun sets. Glory - on another empty life."
"Glory: in a song that rings true. Truth like a blazing fire, an eternal flame."
"Time flies then no need to endure anymore."
"I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs."
"Your sweet whisper, I just can't handle! So take your hair in the moonlight, your brown eyes, goodbye goodnight!"
"You wanna prove me wrong, come back another day!"
"That's a full service woman you got there."
"It's true you're with this yuppie scum?"
"All your words are nice Mimi, but love's not a three way street! You'll never share real love until you love yourself, I should know!"
"I see Mimi everywhere."
"I hear it, I hear it, I hear it my song!"
"You were the song all along, and before the song dies… I should tell you, I should tell you, I have always loved you. You can see it in my eyes!"

Mark Cohen
"December 24, 1989, 9 PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes from it, instead of my old shit."
"There are times, when we're dirt broke and hungry, and I ask myself "What the hell am I still doing here?" and then they call, and I remember... "
"First I got a protest to save."
"And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song… that doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz.""
"That sleezy news show Buzzline wants to take a meeting."
"Look, this is not my Bar Mitzvah, give it back to me!"
[About Maureen committing to Joanne] "This can't be happening."
"Hey, guys, all our shit's back!"
"hat drip of hurt, that pint of shame, goes away -- just play the game!"
" see it my film!"
"lexi? Mark. Call me a hypocrite. I need to finish my own film. I quit!"
"ecember 24, 1990, 10 PM, Eastern Standard Time. I can't believe a year went by so fast."
"Hey, Collins, don't get your ass kicked this time!"
"And Mimi Marquez will preform her famous Lawn Chair Handcuff dance to the sound of Ice Tea being sturred!"


Mimi Marquez
"We could light the candle… Oh, what'd you do with my candle!"
"But now and then I like to feel good."
"Meow... HA!"
"Get up-- life's too quick. I know someplace sick, where this chick'll dance in the flames!"
"In the evening I've got to roam -- can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome."
"So let's find a bar, so dark we forget who we are, where all the scars from the nevers and maybes die!"
"I live this moment as my last!"
"No day but today."
"I'm lookin' for baggage that goes with mine."
"AZT break..."
"I should tell you -- I blew the candle out, just to get back in."
"Without you, the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash."
"The moon glows, the river flows, but I die without you."
"He was the same way. He was always run away, hit the road, don't commit, you're full of shit!"
"I was heading towards this warm, white light, and I swear… Angel was there. And she looked good."

Tom Collins
"Merry Christmas, bitches!"
"'Oh, hi,' after seven months?"
"They expelled me for my theory of actual reality."
"That's cute, you still love her."
"Well I'm thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle, and I'm sick of grading papers, this I know. I'm drowning in my sleep I need a muzzle. And all this misery pays no salary, so…"
"LETS OPEN UP A RESURANT IN SANTA FE! LOVELY SANTA FE WOULD BE NICE!"
"Yeah, I teach. Computer age philosophy. When my students would rather watch TV."
"In honor of the death of Bohemia, an impromptu salon will commence immediately following dinner - Maureen Johnson, back from her one night performance at the eleventh street lot, will perform Native American tribal chants, backwards, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello, which she ain't never studied."
[To Joanne] "You got engagedededed!"
"The benevolent god ushers the poor artists back to their flat. Full story tonight on Buzzline."
"Hey, it's me! Throw down the key."

Angel Dumont Shunard
"I'm Angel... come on, let's get you cleaned up..."
"But sure as I am here, that dog is now in doggy hell."
"Back on the street, where I met my sweet, where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete. The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome, then I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet!"
"Times are shitty but I'm pretty sure things can't get any worse."
"I'm Pussy Galore... in person!!"
[Retold by Mimi] "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get."

Joanne Jefferson
"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Five hundred twenty-five thousand journeys to plan. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. How do you measure the life of a woman or a man?"
"Share love, give love, spread love."
"I'm so mad that I don't know what to do! Fighting with microphones, freezing down to my bones, and to top it all off, I'm with YOU!"
"You should try it...in heels."
[To Maureen] "Does everything have to be about you?"
"Don't. You. Dare."
"I make lists in my sleep, baby, what's my sin?"
"We used to have this fight each night! She'd never admit I existed!"
"Didn't give an inch when I gave a mile!"
"She'd been living on the street. We found her in the park. She wanted to come here."

Maureen Johnson
"It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer, and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!"
"Only thing to do is jump over the moon. Over the moon."
"Hey Mister... she's my sister."
"TO THE STAGE!"
"What a frickin' sweetheart!"
"I didn't get my nipples pierced because it grossed YOU out!"
"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!"
"Don't you want your girl hot?"
"Kiss, Pookie?"

Others
Roger and Mark: How do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart? It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out till you're torn apart!

Mark, Roger, and Tenants: How can you connect in an age when strangers, landlords, lovers, your own blood cells betray?

Mark's Dad: Look, Mark. I'm sorry that Maureen dumped you. I say, "C'est la vie." Let her be a lesbian! She doesn't know what she's missing!

All: Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

Angel and Collins: I think they meant it, when they said you can't buy love. Now I know you can rent it, a new lease you are, my love.

Angel and Collins: With a thousand sweet kisses, I'll cover you.

All: Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!

All: Let he among us without sin be the first to condemn la vie boheme!

Alexi Darling: How much did I love your footage? So much, so mu - it reminded me of the Berkley days, fighting the good fight. Kudos, kudos.

Maureen's Mom: [to Mark] Maybe now you two can get back together.

Joanne and Mimi: I'd be happy to die for a taste of what Angel had! Someone to live for, unafraid to say 'I love you!'

Roger and Mark: You're living in America, at the end of the millennium. You're living in America, where it's like The Twilight Zone.

Roger and Mark: For once the shadows gave way to light. For once I didn't disengage!

Roger and Mark: Dying in America, at the end of the millennium. We're dying in America, to come into our own. And when you're dying in America, at the end of the millennium, you're not alone. I'm not alone!

Dialogue
Angel: Who died?
Benny: Our Akita
Roger and Mark: Evita?
[Collins glares]

Benny: She left you? Another guy?
Mark: Not exactly...
Benny: What's his name?
Mark and Roger: Joanne.
[Benny cracks up]

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I luff this video! One of my friend's friends made it.

[Abby! (:]

NO ROOM AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH NO AND ITS BEGINING TO SNOW!

[Stasya ♥]

Okay, this had me laughing so hard.

Yesterday after school, I was playing the XBox with Cassie. She went downstairs to get a drink and my cell started ringing so she ran up to me and started yelling the ringtone but it was over. So the same person called and I was like, "I don't want to answer it." Cassie snatches my phone from my hand and answers it. Not 10 seconds later, she snaps it shut and gives it to me. "What was that?" She shrugged and gave me my phone back, "Someone just said 'guess who it is'." We went downstairs and the phone rang AGAIN with the same number so Cassie gives my phone to Mom while I get a drink (Now you have to understand that I'm laughing and laughing and laughing ever since she slammed my phone shut, hanging up on the person who called). I'm pouring a drink for myself and listen to Mom on my ph saying "Hello? Yeah, let me get her. Who is this? Oh, hi Richard this is Melanie." That sent me into hysteria. I was laughing so hard that I about passed out so I get my phone and stand there witit laughing until Richard is like, "Uhm... Stasya?" So I grab my drink and go up to my room. "Yeah, sorry about that. Cassie answered and just, hung up."
"Ooohh. Well, I bet you 5 bucks you can't guess who this is!"
I snickered and answered, "Oh, I dunno. Richard?" I wouldn't have been able to guess if Mom hadn't have said it because I haven't seen him in, like, 6 years and that's when he was just a kid.
"Crackers!" I couldn't stop laughing at his expression.
So the whole phone call was funny. Weither Richard was saying "Crackers!","I MISS YOU!" or "Don't make me come... up there... er.... over west!"

[Abby! (:]

OH GOD Guess what Gwen and I are going to do to Mrs.Forman tommarow in spanish.
We sit next to eachother right. So were going to sit in eachothers spot and whenever she calles me I'm going to go "GWEN" and then every time she calles on Gwen she's going to go "I'm Abby Mrs.Forman" then when she finnaly gets it down (we both raise our hands a lot) were going to switch back up and she's going to point at me thinking I'm Gwen like I told her I was and I'm going to go "No I'm Abby"

[Stasya ♥]

[Abby! (:]

OMG OMG OMG YOU FREEKEN GOT TO WATCH THIS IT IS SOOO FUNNY!

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[Abby! (:]

OMG OMG OMG YOU FREEKEN GOT TO WATCH THIS IT IS SOOO FUNNY!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fg3o7rlhQQ

[Abby! (:]

Chocolate Milk comes from Chocolate Cows!

[Stasya ♥]

Ooohkay. Today is my birthday (I'm now 14!) and I have a couple pretty funny stuff things tell y'all.

1- Cassidy did tricks on our exercise ball for money and she got a good $2 in quarters. So she was talking and our Uncle David looks at her and says "Well, not we have to take out taxes!" He reaches forward like he's going to take some of the money and Cassie drops it in her tips cup and goes "Noooo!" Then, our Mom said, "That's Uncle Sam, not Uncle Dave!"

2- Cassie was laying on the floor playing with Uncle David and he's holding her wrists and trying to tickle her. Our Grandpa leans forward and tries to tickle her but Cassidy lifts her feet in our Grandpa's face and yells "I'VE GOT STINKY FEET!" And, you know those ghosts that go across those cords? We got one only it's a grim reaper and Cassidy named the reaper John McCain. Like, 5 seconds after Cass yelled "I'VE GOT STINKY FEET" John McCain turned around and went to the opposite side of the room Cassie was at!

3- I was looking at my new camcorder with my aunt Angela and her boyfruend Trevor (kuhl guy, I like 'im) and EVERYONE was nagging me about cutting the cake. So, I got up to get a knife from the kitchen and the web we have going across the room got stuck on my hat. After I get myself un-stuck, I go into the kitchen and ask what kind of knife I should use and Mom said "We already have everything out here! The only thing missing is our cake-cutter!"

4- This was more ironic than funny. Cassie got me a Twilight poster for my birthday (YAY! Edward and Bella!) and I was opening it to see what kind of poster it was. After we have the poster fully un-rolled, I get a papercut. IRONIC! If it would have been 4 years later, I think the irony would've killed meh because Bella got a papercut on her 18th birthday and was almost drained by Jasper Cullen.